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Take it from Snee: America steps it up
Some people out there would balk at a plan to burn a heap of Korans on September 11. Not I. I don’t know how to balk. I once thought I balked, but everyone agreed that it was nothing like a balk and I...
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Swimming with the bulls
Should we start a Copy of the Day award? Because we have a humdinger of a winner: “A spill of frozen bull semen bound for a breeder in the state of Texas triggered a scare on Tuesday that temporarily...
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Time Travel: The new weapon in the War on Animals?
The Guys have long advocated a ban on time travel research, but we also really hate animals. Especially the ones with “killer” in their names: killer whales, false killer whales (who aren’t fooling...
View ArticleWorst. Trade. EVER.
An idiot kid caused his middle school to be locked down this past week after bringing in a handgun. Not for stereotypical violent reasons, mind you. The boy had merely brought the firearm in to swap it...
View ArticleI can easily see the confusion
It’s so very easy to get a Wii controller confused with a hand gun. I mean, just think of it: One’s metal, the other’s plastic. Their unique and distinctive shapes are so very similar to each other....
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Revolver Door: Repeat-offender firearms
It appears the Pentagon shooting could have been prevented. According to law enforcement officials, the officers were shot by guns with a previous criminal history. Unfortunately, thanks to Tennessee...
View ArticleThe dead are getting into politics again
In Tennessee, they have a loose definition of the word “alive.” Carl Robin Geary was running for mayor of Tracy City, Tennessee, but died weeks before the election. The only problem is he didn’t stay...
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You Missed It: Secret of the ooze edition
I’m back, I know both of you missed me. What did I miss while I was gone? Apparently, a fair amount. I would like to thank Chugs “Chris” Taylor not only for handling YMI in my absence, but for actively...
View ArticleArt school financial aid of the dead
Jonathan Holstetler died last summer. The only thing is, he didn’t stay dead. The federal government knows what’s up: he died last August, but continues to try leeching off the system like so many...
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T. rex puppet not allowed to take enlistment oath, Army says
Clever girl. The right to dinosaur arms has been infringed upon in Tennessee, we are sad to report. The Tennessee National Guard has two jobs: two guard the border with Kentucky, and to bring sand bags...
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